"Panic Rooms" Made in Germany
The fear-mongering of German Interior Minister Wolfgang Schäuble is proving to be very profitable for the Hannover-based ABC Guard Saftey Systems GmbH, the manufacturer of the Schutz-Bunker, your very own personal back-yard bunker:
Amid growing angst about climate change and terrorism, backyard pre-fabricated "panic rooms" are all the rage in Germany this summer. The shelters can withstand attacks, as well as the increasingly violent weather.
Call it a storm or fall-out shelter, or just an old-fashioned German air-raid bunker. But the government-approved Gartenschutzraum or backyard shelter is just the thing for suburbanites who are tired of Japanese fishponds and garden gnomes.
Sales of these contraptions have skyrocketed this summer after the Federal Disaster Relief Office announced it had approved the shelters following four years of rigorous testing.
The manufacturer, ABC Guard Safety Systems of Hanover, said the underground shelters could withstand nuclear, biological or chemical arms attacks in addition to providing protection against the increasingly violent weather in Central Europe.
It's funny that the company's Web site mentions Herr Schaueble's "certainty" that a dirty bomb will be detonated in Germany, but also the military defense budget of the United States as a reason for installing the bunker.
Laut stockholmer Friedensforschungsinstitut SIPRI sind die weltweiten Rüstungsausgaben im Jahr 2006 auf Rekordhöhe gestiegen. Rund 900 Milliarden Euro wurden für militärische Zwecke ausgegeben worden. Den größten Rüstungsetat haben die Vereinigten Staaten, auf die allein 42 Prozent aller Militärausgaben fallen. Deutschland liegt auf Platz sechs der Rangliste noch vor Russland. In Asien verwendete erstmals China das meiste Geld für Rüstung. Den Angaben zufolge sind die Mittel in diesem Bereich weltweit in den vergangenen zehn Jahren um ein Drittel gestiegen
But even if you don't believe the US will launch a nuclear war, there are plenty of other reasons to own a Schutz-Bunker: global warming, Muslim mobs, neo-Nazi youths. The Deluxe Model protects you from every threat:
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